Hey, remember the scandal last fall alleging that Josh Hartnett was up to some "steamy shenanigans" in a public area of London's Soho hotel, and it was all caught on tape by a security camera? This news may for some (ahem) have been followed by days or weeks of jubilation and anticipation.
Well, sadly, just because you want something to be true, doesn't mean it is. London's High Court ruled today that the allegations were false, and awarded him $30,000 in libel damages to be paid by the Daily Mirror, which Josh plans to donate to charity.
Rats.
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