You may not believe this absolutely true story about having 69 on our 18th birthday with porn star Ginger Lynn, but we'll tell it to you anyway...
Ginger Lynn, who turned 46 on Sunday, performed at a strip club in Connecticut on my 18th birthday and brought meup onstage to perform fifty pushups from the 69 position, with my face planted securely in her crotch. The entire audience counted each pushup out loud, just to make sure I knew they were there, leering. Then she gave me her wet T-shirt, which I subsequently lost.
As Ginger tells us to this day, "I'm so glad I can say I took your virginity on your eighteen birthday." Little does she know...
Happy birthday, Miss Lynn... keep on truckin', much as you did in this classic Metallica video:
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