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While You Were Sleeping: Lindsay Lohan's Crushing News

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

The Black Crowes are taking recording back to the era of the basement-- the basement tapes, that is. They'll perform four sold-out concerts at Levon Helm's house and use them for their next record.

Watch Richard Simmons, our personal hero, attack a CNN interviewer's foot live on air.

A four-year-old boy named Nathan Beavers shot his eighteen-year-old male babysitter for...? Ha-- you guessed wrong-- Beavers shot the babysitter for stepping on his foot. 

Gaza kids spoke out about how the violence has ruined their lives.

John Travolta's kid's death was caused by a seizure disorder. (Damn, all this sad news about children today-- if anyone hears about a kid sending his allowance to Darfur, let us know.)

Patricia Arquette is getting divorced. Rihanna is getting engaged. And, as we've already mentioned, Jennifer Love Hewitt isn't getting married...

...and Lindsay Lohan is allegedly done with Samantha Ronson. Think she got dumped?

 

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The Halo Wedding: More Pathetic Than the Second Life Divorce?


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Comments

jezebel9 said:

Brian, I think you misread. The eighteen-year-old babysitter was Nathan Beavers. The four-year-old was unnamed (being a minor and all).

January 6, 2009 8:18 PM

m0006m said:

According to LiLo's Myspace blog, she & Sam are still together...

blog.myspace.com/index.cfm

January 6, 2009 8:23 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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