Has the Senate ever been this entertaining? Between Dick Cheney swearing in a shit-eating-grin-sportin' Joe Biden to Roland Burris, barbarian at the gate?
Aubrey O'Day will receive one half million smackers to allow her boobies to appear in Playboy.
We have to admit, we're skeptical the "safe sex" soap opera can convince teens of anything.
This will either be worse than Rocky V or even better than First Blood: Part Two.
How the hell do you win the lottery 21 times? Probably by buying all the tickets.
According to Forbes, the most boring big city in the country is in... Arizona. Runners up include... cities in Arizona.
The next big movie event involves Spielberg, Peter Jackson, Simon Pegg, and Nick Frost. Oh, and don't forget Tintin.
Will Ferrell is about to kick off his George Bush spoof on Broadway.
Did you hear about the woman who set her husband's nuts on fire? She killed him and burned her house down, and now she's being charged with murder, having confessed to her neighbors that she did it because if she couldn't have his dick, no one could.
Stooges guitarist Ron Asheton died. At least we can say we saw them twice...
And in Virgina, a six-year-old boy missed the school bus, so he did the next best thing, as his grandfather would've instructed: he walked stole the family car, with predictable results.
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