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Carmen Electra's Latest Playboy Shoot Explains Why The Magazine Is Failing

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Carmen Electra enjoys wire coat hangers. Not in the Joan Crawford kind of way... at least, we don't think...

The actress/model refuses to go into details about how she uses her homemade sex aids, but admits she's found a hot new use for hangers.

She teases, "A little pleasure, a little pain. It's all about fun." The current Playboy pin-up tells the magazine she's a big collector of sex toys and visits the world's top boutiques to stock up. [Starpulse]

This is honestly the most interesting thing this "actress"/absurdly famous person has to say in her promotional tour for this month's Playboy. And we'd almost still be in these photos; however...

 

 

 

Ain't Photoshop incredible? Not only can it make your ass appear twenty years younger, it can apparently take your head and seamlessly dump it over another model's body. 

Seriously, though, Playboy claims to loathe fake boobs (although they recently killed an in-house story that would've lambasted women who receive boob jobs) and yet the magazine is nothing but Photoshopped or implanted boobs. No wonder they are about to go offline and become internet only-- if you want to see tasteful, exciting, titillating, or just plain interesting naked women, you have to head to the internet...

 

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Comments

thinkywritey said:

Photoshop is also very good for removing any trace of personality or expression from one's face.

January 14, 2009 10:25 AM

Samantha Sinn said:

This looks more like a cartoon than a real person.  I've seen a few pics from recent Playboy Magazines (and similar magazines) and they're terrible.  I'd rather see untouched photos, with flaws and all, than garbage like this.

January 15, 2009 3:19 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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