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The Cross-Dressing Mafia Kingpin Makes Gangsters Seem So Much More Cuddly

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

The Italian movie Gomorrah, which is so controversial, everyone involved fears for their lives, including the author of the original novel, who has had to accept 24-hour police protection. Why? Because it involves the newer, much more sinister Mafia.

E! calls the movie a "bloody, dull business," and we have to agree. It's three hours of ruthless, pointless, loosely-connected scenes of graphic violence and no narrative thread to keep the audience engaged. Nonetheless, at least it has raised awareness of the Camorra (get the title's pun now?) and the modern European Mafia, which is threatening to become more powerful than Mexico's drug cartels...

Luckily, the police are making their move. Yesterday, they rounded up a bunch of Italian gangsters and other degenerates, including one woman who goes by the name "Kitty." It turns out that Kitty is actually Ugo Gabriele or-- snicker, snicker-- Gabriele Ugo, as some papers have reported "her." Gabby is actually a "big, burly dude," according to the police, and the world's first known transsexual Mafioso. (The closest was Vincent "the Chin" Gigante, who walked around in his bathrobe and pretended to be insane, but even he wasn't nutty enough to pretend to be a cross-dresser-- that would've gotten him whacked for sure.)

Gabby allegedly works for the Camorra out by the airport, running what else but a prostitution ring. How cliche of you, sir.

Read more about the case here and here. 

 

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Comments

Giulia said:

I found it hard to sit through "Gomorrah" myself, mostly because it is entirely acted in very broad, unintelligible local dialect (I believe it was subtitled in its Italian release, just to give you a measure of HOW broad the dialect was). The original novel was based on factual events, and Roberto Saviano (who is now 29 and was 27 when the book came out) is under threat. One thing the film only hints at is that the whole country is more or less controlled by the Camorra, not just Naples or Casal di Principe.

February 14, 2009 1:02 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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