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Fake Celebrity Engineers Fake Topless Candids

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

She's a reality show star, fashionista, fake celebrity, and the subject of endless tabloid gossip in England. So, why aren't these naked photos of Peaches Geldof taking the internet by storm?

Perhaps it's due to the fact that she resembles, at least facially, her facer, the singer of "I Don't Like Mondays" and organizer of Live8 and other charity festivities. Perhaps it's her tiresome personality, one so maudlin it could render any naked person as sexy as Ron Jeremy. For one thing, she got married as a teenager-- and she wasn't even pregnant. Worse, the marriage lasted only a few weeks and Peaches told friends: "I just don't fancy him anymore." Worse still, she admitted that even though she was married, she never thought it would last. Conservatives-- this is your enemy of marriage, not the gays.

Anyway, Peaches has been trying to get the public's attention ever since the divorce proceedings began this summer. Now, she's posing for supposedly candid photographs while frolicking topless on the beach. You think if they had hired a photographer, these would've been of better quality, but whatever...

So, hot or not?

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Posted Feb 17 2009, 03:35 PM

Filed under: charity, reality show stars we'd like to fuck, concerts, nsfw, celebrities, naked people, boobies, nude photos, topless photos, live 8, naked woman, peaches geldof, bob geldof, reality show, nude photography

Comments

Maxwell Hammer said:

Hot. She looks just like a girl I had a crush on in high school. Except she needs bigger hair.

February 17, 2009 4:24 PM

Wilf said:

Not. Unicorn tats cause instant erectile dysfunction.

February 17, 2009 4:56 PM

solstice2005 said:

Quite a lot of blubber on that celebrity! Don't they generally have a personal trainer to tone themselves up?

February 17, 2009 5:26 PM

Maxwell Hammer said:

Blubber Solstice? How about you take a picture of your fat ass in a bikini and show it to us so we can judge and mock you?

February 17, 2009 6:32 PM

totalblamblam said:

Gorgeous body, tragic tattoos.

February 17, 2009 7:02 PM

Monique said:

What's a fake celebrity? Who hasn't made tragic mistakes as a teen (including tats)? She looks real. Based on looks alone, I'd do her.

February 17, 2009 10:07 PM

token said:

Not quite hot...maybe if I was under 25 I'd be more interested...

February 18, 2009 12:28 AM

feargus said:

Oh, come on, seriously...the wondrous joi de vive of youth...she's gorgeous...get over yourselves.

February 18, 2009 4:25 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.