"Yeah, I must've been really horny," she said. "The sex is getting better."
Salma Hayek is much cooler than you think. In addition to being the best celebrity cameo on this season's 30 Rock, there's a lot to love about her: for one thing, she was expelled from a convent school in New Orleans after pulling a series of pranks on the nuns; also, she landed her breakthrough role in Desperado by bitching on television about discrimination against Latin actresses.
Here is that performance, plus four more gems from the vaults... in all their R-rated glory.
5. After the Sunset. Here's some foreplay to get you warmed up for the superior sex scenes to come. This features Pierce Brosnan, who is better known as that guy from Mrs. Doubtfire.