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Venus and Serena Williams Pretend Not to Enjoy Happy Streaker

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Venus and Serena Williams were taking a break from mopping the courts with their opponents at the Australian Open on Friday when... oh Jesus...

Here's some grainy, soundless video footage of the streaker who embarrassed security by getting right up in the personal space of the two tennis superstars. The man's junk appears to be censored, but really, the quality is so atrocious you wouldn't know the difference.)

Tennis hotties are frequent victims of dudes who should stick to posting dick pics on Craig's List for gratification. The most memorable ones are depicted in these news photos, from 2006 and 2000, respectively, and both are believed to have been during Anna Kournikova matches:

 

Don't miss the facial expressions on, well, just about everyone in the crowd...

 

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Frantz said:

The second guy is a streaking legend. He's hit a bunch of major sporting events. The best was probably during the Celtic-Porto soccer game in the 2003 UEFA cup: he came dressed as a referee, strolled onto the pitch before ripping his clothes off, stealing the ball and running to challenge the Porto keeper, who played along and blocked the shot. Fun for all ages:

www.youtube.com/watch

January 26, 2009 5:42 PM

Tali said:

I'm not a sports buff. Is this a tradition?

January 28, 2009 7:13 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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