Helen Sun just wanted to talk to her husband Robert Drawbaugh without him walking out mid-conversation. So she did what any reasonable person would do and changed the locks on the bedroom door and then handcuffed herself to him. This probably wouldn't have been the worst idea in the world until Drawbaugh reached for his cellphone and Sun did the only thing she could think of to do to get him to stop, considering they were handcuffed together and all.
She started biting him on his torso and arms. Drawbaugh was still able to dial 9-1-1. He told dispatchers he had woken up handcuffed and that his wife was holding him down. Apparently he screamed into the phone as Sun bit him.
So why did Sun want to talk in the first place? According to Drawbaugh he had divorced her after eight years of marriage, and she has a history of violence. Police had been called to the couple's house twice before—once on Valentine's Day last year and in December of 2007 when they were fighting about a Christmas tree.
And just yesterday we were told we'd get cheaper car insurance rates if we were married because "married people are more responsible." We told the insurance lady we should be rewarded for NOT getting married. And this kind of shit proves it.
[Yahoo: Police: Woman handcuffed self to husband, bit him]
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