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The One Time Penelope Cruz Biting Another Girl's Lip Could Gross Us Out

Posted by Bryan Christian

You know, we were totally digging on the idea of Penelope Cruz being serious hotness in a porno-themed music video, even if it's for her brother. (Hey, it's not like she's making out with him or anything.) And then those jerks at Fleshbot told us that the girl that she's making out with at the 4:20 mark is, in fact, her sister. (Hey, it's not like she's... uh... Grody!) Seriously, we've never gotten the whole "sisters/twins getting it on" thing -- perhaps because, well, we've got sisters -- and believe us, we really really tried with this one. Ah well, maybe y'all are into that sort of thing? Anyone? Really?


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tandysolomon said:

That's not her sister; that's Mia Maestro.

Scanners may safely gawk.

December 29, 2007 11:54 PM

Bryan Christian said:

hey, you might be right about that! we can't find explicit confirmation (did you, tandysolomon?) but we're seeing a few rumblings of the same thing elsewhere on the nets, and mia and monica do look a lot alike, so in the name of hottness, we're just gonna go with this being mia. 'cause that makes us feel the exact opposite of grody. hooray!

December 31, 2007 4:23 PM

About Bryan Christian

Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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