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Christina Ricci Was Born To Be A Porn Star

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Don't take this the wrong way-- we didn't mean that title as some sort of insult to the wonderful and wildly popular crush object Christina Ricci.

Ricci is set to star in a new movie called "Born to Be A Star," which is about a guy who discovers his parents were major porn stars in the 1970s...

According to the Hollywood Reporter (thanks to The Screengrab for the heads up), Adam Sandler co-wrote the movie and Tom Brady is directing. We're assuming it's a different Tom Brady than the quarterback who married Giselle Bundchen (again) in Costa Rica over the weekend. Here's the rundown:

The story centers on a small-town nerd who stumbles upon a family secret: His quiet and demure parents were famous porn stars in the 1970s. This motivates him to leave Northern Iowa for Hollywood, hoping to follow in their footsteps and fulfill his destiny as the biggest adult-film star in the world.

Ricci, the female lead, is the guy's innocent girlfriend. 

There's no word on nude scenes or, more specifically, Christina Ricci nude scenes, but we're guessing this might be a raunchy PG-13 that pushes the rating as far as it can go-- in other words, no sex scenes in a movie about... porn.

One more tidbit:

Despite Sandler and Giarraputo's involvement, the movie is not a Happy Madison production but rather by porn title-friendly entity Miles Deep Prods

Via the Hollywood Reporter. 

 

 

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Comments

TubeCams said:

Thanks for the nice topless shots of her.  She's got an amazing body.  I've scene unedited pics of her out an about, in a bikini and whatnot, and she still looks just as hot unlike most of the other famous, young women out there.  I can't wait to see stills from this upcoming movie.

April 7, 2009 8:50 AM

charles few said:

I would hit that so hard I'd have to take a running start.

April 7, 2009 3:20 PM

michael said:

Love that girl and I like that the thrust of your piece is about Ricci's will-she-won't-she nudity.  If the new movie is as bad as black snake moan I still ain't going...nekkid or not.

April 7, 2009 6:00 PM

edgar dietrich said:

I find Chris to be Perfect....wish she weren't so short tho.

She shud do a sequel of the Addam's Family as little Wednesday all growd-up an OOut.

April 7, 2009 11:25 PM

see the bottom said:

see the other half https://thenoz.wordpress.com

April 8, 2009 9:44 AM

threesevens said:

I can't forgive her for having breast reduction surgery - why Christina? WWWHHYYY

April 8, 2009 12:32 PM

Michaelc said:

Thora Birch would be an even better choice, because along with also having a killer bod, her parents actually were porn stars, so she can draw on real life experience.

April 9, 2009 9:21 PM

El Bruce said:

One problem is she's one of those women who, when she loses weight, loses her boobs and hips almost entirely.  She looks much better with a few cheeseburgers in her, but the studio execs don't seem to understand that.

April 13, 2009 10:04 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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