Having grown up sans penis, we've never had to endure the humiliation of a public boner. Sure, we've had to help tame a few but lucky for us, everything is contained nicely in our clothes. Hell, we never even had to worry about nipping. Throughout high school and—sadly—for much of our twenties we wore a padded bra (still hoping those boobs will come in any day now!). So while we've not been on the, uh, giving end of the awkward boner we may have, at some point in our lives, laughed at a few. The new blog Awkward Boners now allows us to do that all we want in the privacy of our own homes.
Today in teacher sex....
If you'd like to see these in their native habitat, visit Brighton Beach, Brooklyn.
Somebody get this kid a pizza box. Stat!
[Awkward Boners]
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