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Our Weekend Gift to You: Blood Alcohol Calculator

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Apparently some long-lost relative of mine who goes by the handle Celtic Kane created an online blood alcohol calculator that's become quite popular in the past few days. 

The calculator is linked here via Digg's annoying new toolbar thingie that also rose to prominence in the past week, or if you are boycotting that, here at CelticKane.com.

I see one problem: you have to be on a computer to use it. If you're not sure whether you're too drunk to drive, you probably shouldn't be online either. That could result in an unfortunate email getting sent out or a Facebook status getting changed that will prove embarassing tomorrow. 

However, as an iPhone app? Genius. 

(Sorry for the generic photo above, but if you really want to stop yourself from driving drunk, do a Google image search for "drinking and driving." The only lighthearted photo that came up was also creepy, it was a little boy drinking while on a toy motorcycle, but it was from a website of some 8-year-old kid whose parents chronicle his life online including a long list of high-resolution photos.)

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About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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