The man pictured above is Arthur Kade. We'd never heard of him until today but a quick Google search leads us to believe that he is some fameball douchebag who makes a living being a fameball douchebag. Don't believe us? Here's the first line of the bio on his website: "I am an extremely motivated and passionate person who trys to excel at everything that I do." Sounds like a bad personal ad to us. Anyway, he gets douchier than that—much, much douchier, verging on pedophile douchier except we think it's just pure douchebaggery. You see, Arthur Kade probably doesn't think you're hot unless you look like Gisele (she's a 10, Halle Berry is only an 8) and if you are that hot, you better shave off all your hair down there or you will not get the pleasure of what is, presumably, his tiny peen inside you.
From his blog:
"If you are a hot girl, then it is imperative that everything is shaved, or clean to the point that there is minimal hair. I have had many experiences with beautiful women where they have been amazing looking (especially Internationally), but upon further investigation they are not properly groomed, and I have actually stopped in the middle of the act. One of the many things I notice on a girl while talking to them, and figuring out whether I am going to have them is their: nails, hair, make-up, and skin, and this will many times separate girls who are hot (8's and 9's) from girls who I want to take it to the next level with that night (10's). I remember once going home with a girl from Bungalow 8 in NYC who was a 10, and when I saw her naked and ungroomed, I became so disgusted that I asked her to leave my apartment, and when she said "What's wrong?" I told her, "I am not into the hair thing". She told me she hadn't been with anyone in 2 months, and wasn't planning on anything that night, so I decided to let her stay over. That next weekend when we hung out she was totally shaved."
The post goes on to talk about how he almost requested a new nurse when he was having blood drawn after the one taking his blood had a "visible mustache." Oh, and of course he tacked seven glamour shots onto the end of it.
Ladies: grow your bushes big and proud so you don't ever have to deal with this douche.
Here's hoping this is all an act... but even so.
[Arthur Kade via Jezebel]
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