The man pictured above is Arthur Kade. We'd never heard of him until today but a quick Google search leads us to believe that he is some fameball douchebag who makes a living being a fameball douchebag. Don't believe us? Here's the first line of the bio on his website: "I am an extremely motivated and passionate person who trys to excel at everything that I do." Sounds like a bad personal ad to us. Anyway, he gets douchier than that—much, much douchier, verging on pedophile douchier except we think it's just pure douchebaggery. You see, Arthur Kade probably doesn't think you're hot unless you look like Gisele (she's a 10, Halle Berry is only an 8) and if you are that hot, you better shave off all your hair down there or you will not get the pleasure of what is, presumably, his tiny peen inside you.
From his blog:
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