The famous Calendar Girls are back... and sexier/older than ever, of course.

Lindsay Lohan talked to saintly Ellen Degeneres about her breakup with Samantha Ronson.

The verdict against The Pirate Bay has been thrown into question after the defense was able to tie the judge to "the copyright lobby."

The Weekly Vice had three stories yesterday that caught our attention: one was about a teacher who sent a turd home with a student who may have taken a dump in her class, and the other two were about teachers have sex with underage students. Our kind of news day.

Defamer wonders whether the titan of independent film is going out of business.

As if True Blood needs anymore sex appeal: Evan Rachel Wood is joining the HBO series.

Maybe the wedding is real after all: Spencer Pratt reportedly spent a quarter of a million dollars on his bride-to-be in the lead up to tomorrow's (fake?) wedding.

Sarah Palin has had to set up a legal defense fund to help fight all the ethics complaints against her.

Here's your dumbass of the day: a woman broke into a minimum security prison to have sex with her boyfriend, proceeded to have a loud argument with him the alerted everyone to her presence, and was arrested at the scene after her boyfriend escaped.