Recently, I've been waking up (at noon) with a slew of people following me on Twitter. Jesus, I'm so popular! Someone, deep within the ether of the Internet, has decided I am "cool" and should have many, many followers. Not quite as many as Ashton or Samantha Ronson, but let's just say that I'm hitting the triple digits these days. Of course, I should have realized something was fishy if I had taken the time to look at these own people's Twitter accounts, but this is the 21st century, and who has time for that anymore? Here's a screen shot of one the homepage one of my new admirers led me to.

Blurgh! What happened to her face?! Do all my Twitter friends have what appears to be a giant cloud of bees swarming their head at all times? Why wouldn't you try to cover yourself up to protect you....oh wait, I get it. Twitter is now being bombarded by really unprofessional spam porn.Well, we knew this day was coming. I just didn't know it would be so terrifying.