Scanner Salon Sarah checks out all of the Obama paraphernalia, including Scanner's favorite: the Head O State commemorative dildo. And, you know, other stuff. [Salon]
Pete Wentz took his American penis to the Inauguration, left his wife and son at home. [Us]
Kelly Osbourne (NOT an American!) was arrested for assault after allegedly slapping a journalist. [People]
The economy turns you into a "needy, horny, stay-at-home basketcase." Good or bad? [The Daily Beast]
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