Strip clubs in Denver are reporting a decline in business... just since the DNC began.
Why is anyone surprised Axl Rose doesn't bother with pickup lines? If we were him, we wouldn't either... although, um, we probably still wouldn't put it quite like he did.
Scariest headline of the day, via CNN: Airline removes life vests to lighten load
Sheryl Crow, Stevie Wonder and "i.am" John Legend join obvious choice will.i.am to close out tonight's convention.
We barely even remember hearing about this movie, and now it's getting a sequel?
Your boyhood idols: where are they now?
Just in case, Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty has canceled his weekend interviews.
Kimora Lee Simmons denies she's pregnant. Meaning someone reportedly cared enough to print that she may have been.
Do you believe this story:
Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone has accused Demi Moore of deliberately squirting breast milk at his gay friends.
We don't.
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