We have shared our thoughts on NPR personalities before. Maybe they get us hot and bothered. Maybe they teach us about life. However, we only take our fandom so far. Yes, we wrote a story about our Ira Glass sex fantasies, but we did not send him a petrified alligator foot and dead beetles. (Okay, we did not send him dead beetles.) The same cannot be said for a nutjob obsessed with Garrison Keillor. (Garrison Keillor??) According to this story, the Prairie Home Companion host has placed a restraining order against a woman who did all those creepy things and more. This sounds like a case for Guy Noir!