Our fearless – and quite possibly senseless – movie janitor is watching every movie on the IMDb Bottom 100 list. Join us now for another installment of Unwatchable.
I have to admit, I've never really cared about ninjas. Never had a ninja phase. I'm not even all that clear on what constitutes a ninja. For instance, last week I wrote about 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain, in which the ninjas were little kids with slapsticky martial arts moves. I'm not sure what distinguished them from karate kids; they didn't do any mind tricks or disappear in puffs of smoke. Whereas if I am to judge ninjas from American Ninja V, those skills are part of the package. And don't even get me started on the teenage mutant ninja turtles, who have some sort of pizza-related power I've never been clear about.
So yeah, as you've probably guessed from the above, I have never seen American Ninja I-IV.
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