Chris Pine — Lindsay Lohan's foil in Just My Luck — will play Captain Kirk in JJ Abrams' Star Trek. We'll take on faith that he can act, but can he over-act? To be honest, he looks a little bland. In related news, Harold and Kumar's John Cho will play Sulu. This whole thing is starting to look a little hairy.
Will Smith won't be remaking Karate Kid after all. (Whew.) But he will star in the comedy Time Share with Nicolas Cage. (Gulp.)
Dimension is remaking Hellraiser. You'll have to provide your own zinger here; this one's lost on me.
— Peter Smith
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