What’s more American than whoring yourself out for money?  Doing it a second time!

Vh1’s new celebreality show I Love Money takes the losers from Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, and I Love New York and pits them against each other for the love of 250,000 sweaty samoleans.

You may be wondering if it's really "celebreality" if it’s just reality TV stars? Well, we're here to tell you: these are some hardcore reality tv stars-slash-total whores. Pumkin, for example, has not only been on Flavor of Love and its spin-off Charm School, but also had sex on Blind Date.  Brandi C (Rock of Love), the little darling, has shot a porno.  And if Frank, (“The Entertainer” of I Love New York) wins the cash, the thirty-something plans to move out of his parents’ basement. Dreams can come true, y'all!

Vh1 is premiering I Love Money July 6th, this Sunday, but in the meantime they are running the I Love Money Casting Special not once, but twice today on America’s birthday. We don't have 250 grand or anything, but our money says it's gonna be superslutty.

-- Meghan Pleticha