Two discouraging reports this week from the world of Science: one, claiming that TV will give your baby autism; the other, describing a malady called "Truman Show delusion," which is pretty much just what it sounds like. That is, the mistaken impression that your life is the center of attention for the entire world.
To which we reply: "No shit, TV's not for babies! Can a TV hug a baby and smell their wonderful newborn hair?"
Also: "Crazy people be crazy and shit!"
Now, y'all ain't babies, right? And y'all ain't crazy or anything. So keep watching TV! (Oh, and keep reading this blog!)
Moving on.