Posted by Lindy Parker
Word is Mark Consuelos will join the cast of Ugly Betty in the upcoming season. We're sort of psyched on this news -- Freddy Rodriguez is just not getting it done for us in the "Crush of the Week" department. Possibly, Mark and Betty will have a torrid affair in which Mark impregnates Betty, hijinx ensue for multiple seasons, and culminate in an inevitable series finale in which Henry and Betty get married and agree to raise their separate love children under one loving roof, producing TV's smallest, bi-lingual Brady Bunch. Dare to dream.
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About Lindy Parker
Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She now writes for hooksexup.com's TV blog, "The Remote Island." She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.