So, on this week the G’s got some bitches!
Sorry, we mean the gentlemen acquired some lady friends. (Wow, that actually sounds dirtier.) Mr. Bentley took the guys to a Gentlemen’s Club (yeah the slutty kind) where the gentlemen were surprised with two strippers . . . and a dating coach. And then the dating coach was surprised with Stan’s amazing abs-the “ex”-stripper wasted no time in taking off his shirt and doing a little dance. Really, there were surprises all around. Like how much the dating coach clearly liked what she saw. Was it just us, or did she wait as long as she could before requesting Stan put his shirt back on? She managed to regain her composure and keep her (and Stan’s) pants on, and we all learned a little something about self respect in the process.
That night, the men attended a "Female Fan Appreciation Party" for the pop group Danity Kane. The big secret (of course) was that it wasn’t really a female fan appreciation party, it was a test to see if the guys had learned how to treat a lady. How did the guys not guess this one?! But more importantly, who were these girls judging the guys on keeping it classy? Because a couple of them were pretty tanked. They did however pick our favorite man, T-Jones, as the winner. They even cited how he walked a drunk girl to the bathroom and waited for her to pee. Poor Stan got bashed for letting the ladies do body shots off his sexy abs, but in his defense-and we (kind of) swear we’re not speaking from experience here-it can take more than one trip to a strip club to learn self respect.
That’s really besides the point though, because THEN KESAN WENT CRAZY. It’s been clear since day one that the boy’s got issues, but when Creepa tried to put him in his place for hogging the phone and running his mouth (look Kesan, it’s sweet that you want to talk to your girlfriend, but it’s not sweet when you yell “Fuck you!” at a man who nicely asks to use the phone), he flipped out and stayed up all night muttering about how he was going to kill the next man to touch him. We were only watching him through the lens of the camera, but even we got the urge to get up and sloooowly back out of the room.
After the rest of the guys in the house met with Mr. Bentley (who then spoke privately with Kesan), the boy was kicked off the show without so much as a chapter meeting. Which really was for the best. No one wants to live with a crazy man who might kill you. And it would have been a pity to see Stan go. He really does have great abs. But more importantly, he seems like he could be a real gentleman.
[Ed.: Yep, that's what it looks like to us too!]
-- Meghan Pleticha