Mario Lopez would like you to know that he will not be hosting Extra shirtless. He also tells People.com that he’s done with shirtless photo shoots.
"My shirtless photo-shoot days are behind me," Mario Lopez tells PEOPLE in a bitter blow to beefcake.
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"My TV projects are my main priority," he says. "And no, you will never see me host Extra without a shirt."
Apparently Lopez loves a shirt now. But bare-chested is his thing! Ever since we came to love him as Jessie Spano’s mullet-haired ‘papa’ (how creepy were their little nicknames?) Lopez’s chest has been part of his repertoire. Some actors are method; he’s half-naked.
Now it’s like he’s retiring his pectoral muscles. But not to worry, it’s a Jay-Z, Michael Jordan, Brett Favre sort of retirement. Lopez’s chest will be back. He’s reprising his role as Dr. Mike Hamoui on Nip/Tuck. If we know FX, there’s no way Lopez will get away with this fully clothed crap. No way, no how.