Even after this week's Dylan name-drop, Luke Perry still claims that Dylan won't return to the CW's new incarnation of the show that made him a star.
Here's what he told TV Guide:
"During a conference call...Perry was asked if he would be appearing on 90210, especially given the aforementioned mention of Dylan. 'They own the name and likeness,' he (presumably) shrugged. Pressed to clarify his stance, he stated simply, 'That would be a no.'"
We kind of don't believe him though. It's not that we're like, "Well, what else is he doing?" Because actually, we know -- Hallmark Hall of Fame movies and Law and Order: SVU episodes. But still, we suspect he's too nice a guy to ignore all the pleading fan mail. Case in point: one time our friend parked behind his car at Lulu's in LA, and after she moved her car, he hugged her out of nowhere. One minute she's moving her car, the next minute she's standing there in her sweatpants, getting hugged by Luke Perry for no reason. We know he says he won't come back to 90210, but Luke Perry's not a hater, Luke Perry's a guy who likes to bring it in for the real thing.
Please come back, Luke. We're just saying, wouldn't it be fun? You could sit around with Jennie Garth making fun of how lame the new cast is? You could do a few episodes and still maintain your creative integrity couldn't you? Please? These new kids are boring us.