Dexter, Showtime's hit, just keeps getting bigger and bigger. Now news comes that Marc Ecko Entertainment and Showtime are teaming up to create a Dexter game for your iPhone. Here's how it goes: You're Dexter. (What, you can't be Masuka?) You receive information about a homicide. You can choose to investigate this homicide as a forensic blood spatter expert, through official and proper channels. Or you can go with option #2: murdering the SOB. We're sure lots of people will do things by the book. Just make sure you cover your tracks, fellow murderers...
-- Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights