This one isn't even close. If you argue, you are wrong. 

The above is a scene from The Wrestler, co-starring Tomei as a stripper. We will be there, in part because, against all sense, we love Mickey Rourke, and always have. Yes, even through the boxing career, and Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man. Shut up, we just do. Anyway, here's Tomei before, from 1987: 

 What, not fair to use a 1987 A Different World sweatshirt shot? Fine, here's this, by way of comparison:

 No evidence of plastic surgery! Trust us, we looked, and so did some creepy people on the internet! Anyway, it turns out 44-year-old Tomei is now making out with some 32-year old dude named Logan Marshall-Green, who was on The O.C., and, we reluctantly have to admit, is pretty good-looking. But not deserving of Tomei! If you don't know how stupidly lucky Logan Marshall-Green is, watch this completely NSFW clip of a smoking-hot, unfathomably fit Tomei in Before The Devil Knows You're Dead. [Ed.: Warning, it's a bit of a spoiler if you haven't seen the movie. Just saying.] Foxy quadragenarian Tomei knocks out lovely vicenarian Tomei - it doesn't even go to the judges for a decision.

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