So, on the negative side, Druggie Drama Girl's been sober like two seconds and she's already dealing with an unwanted teen pregnancy. On the plus side, she doesn't have AIDS. We feel like the whole episode can pretty much be broken down in a similar happy/sad fashion...
Happy: The impossibly hot cheerleader that is helping Dixon get in touch with his black heritage is dating a girl. We're happy to be wrong in our assumptions that she was planning a Dixon-Silver sabotage.
Sad: Naomi's still on the show.
Happy: Ethan's role in this episode was comprised mostly of him saying things like, "we shredded the mountain" and "it was killer."
Sad: Ethan will no doubt be back next week to thrill us with his emotional range.
Happy: Brenda is absolutely the best part of this show.
Sad: Brenda can't have children of her own, and finds herself strangely jealous of DDG's pregnancy.
Happy: The Wilsons play competitive pictionary of an afternoon.
Sad: Love child Sean's a shameless fraud who fleeced Mrs. Clark for several hundred thousand dollars -- not to mention the therapy bills that Principal Wilson will no doubt accrue trying to get over the betrayal.
Also, Sean turned out to be b-horror creepy.
Happy: Annie will probably get an A on that "intuition" paper (what class could that be for? Biology? Who really has assignments like that? We wrote notes on white fish blastula).