Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter eloped? After secretly dating for a year and a half? What what what what what?
Whoa. As serious Dexter fans and even more serious haters of incest, this blows our minds. A few things:
1) Scenes between Dexter Morgan and his sister are going to be extra weird next year. Ordinarily we would think this was a bad thing for a show, but on a show like Dexter, which feeds off creepiness and deviant behavior, maybe it isn't so bad.
2) Impressive that they hid this relationship from the media for a year and a half. But, of course, Dexter is pretty good at hiding stuff.
3) We've been following Michael C. Hall's career for like a decade now, and this can't possibly go well for Jen. The dude's either gay or a serial killer. He's a fantastic actor too, but you can't build a marriage on that.
4) Jennifer Carpenter is really hot. Well done, you gay serial killer.
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