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Lisa Bonet Delivers Baby Boy, Gives Him A 1/9th Pronouncable Name

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

Congrats, Denise Huxtable!

Lisa Bonet, now starring on Life On Mars, and her Hawaiian Stargate Atlantis husband Jason Momoa  (yeah yeah, he's good looking) just had a baby boy. And they named him Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.

Everybody say that five times fast. The name, which is Hawaiian, means something to the effect of Dark Rain Spirit Warrior. At least part of it does. "Wolf", to our understanding, still means wolf. Well, at least this one is cultural, which makes it thousands of times better than Bronx Mowgli.

Anyways, it's a moot point. We lost our concentration after the fourteenth syllable in this kid's name, and our mind wandered to that incredibly hot 1988 Lisa Bonet Rolling Stone. This one:

 That is one hot mama.


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