Remember a couple days ago when Rosie O'Donnell blogged a poem to entice viewers to watch her appearance on Thursday's Tyra Banks Show? Remote Jake wasn't that psyched on watching, but to be honest, we're kind of intrigued now that it seems there's nothing Rosie won't say to Lady T -- Getting drunk and going through menopause among other things.
Apparently, it's strictly non-alcoholic beverages for Rosie these days after a tough love conversation with her son, Parker, that went something like this:
RO: Park, can you get me a beer?
Parker: No I don't want to.
RO: Really why not?
Parker: Because you know what, I think you drink too much beer ... Lately I think it's too much...There's a drunk club, I forget what it's called, but you have to like be really drunk to get in, I don't know if they'd let you in, but you could ask them for tips. (via People.com)
Ha. We love that kid. Although, we're not sure how excited we'd be to have our mom telling this story for God and everyone to hear. However, our embarassment over the drunk story is nothing compared to what we would feel over Rosie O's next bit of overshare...
"I am about to be 47 next month and Aunt Flow has not shown up for nine months," O'Donnell says. "The worst thing is I am like ending that whole cycle and my daughter who is 11, is beginning the cycle. So the two hormones in the house, it's a lot going on." (People.com)
If we're Chelsea O'Donnell, we can think of a hundred things we'd rather do than listen to Rosie talk about our "cycle" on national television. Next stop therapy.
Previously:
Rosie Loves Tyra