See, this is the thing with the word "Nazi" - put "Soup" in front of it, that's funny. Put "Porn" in front of it, that's disturbing. Many people will wait in line patiently for the Soup Nazi's soup. Far fewer, and far creepier, people, will wait for what the Porn Nazi is doling out. Anyway, as the Porn Nazi, that's porno legend Evan Stone, fresh from having his penis ruin the Super Bowl.
Want to see the rest of the cast for the XXX Seinfeld? Our initial impressions, based solely on these thespians' looks, as we have never seen a pornographic film in our lives: mediocre Jerry. Excellent Kramer. Extremely porny Elaine. And Jason Alexander is going to be very insulted by the George Costanza...
Right? Look at that guy. Terrible. Jason Alexander should sue. Here's a comparison of the four main characters:
Fleshbot has NSFW photos of the whole cast. And, this being a porn film, something with which we are completely unfamiliar, there are apparently a whole lot of extra female roles. Funny that with all the beautiful women who passed through Seinfeld, even just as Jerry's girlfriends on the show, that Porno Seinfeld ran out of roles and filled out the cast with "video clerk", and two female porn stars playing themselves. Porn isn't known for being diligent in its research, though. Hopefully someone is a big Seinfeld fan, because there are numerous scenes, like this one, that are ripe for porno parody. We're sure the line "they're real and they're spectacular" will be uttered, at least once.
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