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Cindy, 57

What's the best way to seduce a Jewish woman?
Be a total gentleman. Bring her flowers on the first date, open the door for her, including the car door. When she gets up from the table, pull her chair away. Compliment her; tell her how smart and beautiful she is. Give her only a kiss good night on the first date.

What's the best sex advice you've given to your son or daughter?
Save it for someone you really care about, and respect yourself.cindy

My boyfriend really wants to have sex in a public place but I'm nervous. What are the best places to have sex, and what do we do if we get caught?
If you are nervous and uncomfortable, just say no! Don't be pressured into anything to get a guy. Have some self-respect! However, if you decide to do it, the beach is great, late at night. If you get caught, just say oops!

What's the biggest misconception about Jewish women in the bedroom?
That they are prudes. Jewish woman are very hot, love to experiment, and always please their man. But they also demand to be pleased, as well.

I'm twenty-five and really interested in this sexy older guy at my gym. He's about fifty. I want to ask him out, but I'm afraid he won't take me seriously. What's the best way to approach him without seeming like a silly little girl?
Are you kidding me? Any guy over the age of fifty will jump through hoops to go out with a younger woman! They live for that. That is their biggest fantasy as they get older. Trust me, he won't say no.

My mother keeps trying to fix me up with men she meets at random places, like the grocery store or the post office. At first I asked her to stop, but now I wonder if it might be a good idea. Do you think this is a good way to meet that special someone? What else could I try?
Any way you can meet someone is great. You never know where or when that special someone will appear. It can happen in the most unexpected situations and places.

There's this really cute guy at my synagogue and I want to ask him out, but I only see him at services. What's the best way to approach him there without being sacrilegious?
I don't think G-d would mind. After all, HE would be making the shidoch! Go for it. It would be very KOSHER!

Comments ( 11 )

The arguing! It's so true. Whenever I'm at my boyfriend's, I think that the family is coming apart at the seams - so much yelling! The gentiles hold it all in and just drink and then gossip about it later! Behind each other's backs, as it should be.
atraingoingby commented on Dec 18 09 at 10:53 am
Too bad you couldn't interview the most famous Jewish mother of all, Mary. Though I guess her sex advice might not be accurate.
luke commented on Dec 18 09 at 11:13 am
Wow! Jewish mothers advocating the use of recreational drugs to steam up the sex life, I admire the progressiveness of their faith!
Duly Noted commented on Dec 18 09 at 1:43 pm
Best set of advice! When ever you want to get the truth. I mean no beating around the bush, straight talk, ask a jewish woman. They tell it like it is. Also the author of this article is wonderful! I have been following her work and I love it
The Young Gentleman commented on Dec 18 09 at 3:26 pm
I think this is clinically referred to as a boner killer.
Silo commented on Dec 18 09 at 3:52 pm
I find it surprising that none of these women didn't start foaming at the mouth from the shiksa question. Great SAF, though. These women know their shit.
Iam Legend commented on Dec 21 09 at 11:55 am
This article just makes me love my mother even more. Straight talker, to the point, and always a bit of wry humor. American Jews have the best culture-wide inside jokes. And yes, the better the brisket, the bigger the turn on.
KJ commented on Dec 21 09 at 2:20 pm
Try recreational drugs? Fantastic.
frank commented on Dec 21 09 at 4:50 pm
recreational drugs...LMAO...I'm so glad I'm at least 1/2 jewish! Now guess which half!
jaw commented on Dec 22 09 at 5:19 pm
YES! Try recreational drugs!!! A refreshing change from the "Just Say No!" that has been pounded into my head since the 80's. I want a "Try Recreational Drugs" t-shirt. I would rock it.
FM commented on Dec 24 09 at 12:27 am
"About one inch." Aha ha haha
Mikey from Atlanta commented on Aug 15 10 at 9:13 pm

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