Adrienne, 60

What's the best way to seduce a Jewish person?
With a nice brisket.

What's the biggest difference between Jews and Gentiles in the dating world?
About one inch.

What's the best sex advice you've given to your son or daughter?
I have two sons and I have advised them to keep it in their pants. They never listen to me, but I tried!

My boyfriend is Jewish, I'm not, and I'm about to meet his parents for the first time. I know that Jewish parents often prefer their children not date "shiksas," non-Jewish girls. How can I still make a good impression and let them know I'm not a scary Gentile?
Don't act like one. Dress nice, smile, and talk with them. Being nervous is natural when meeting anyone new. It's expected. Show a genuine interest in their son and focus on him more than yourself. A Jewish mother has only one wish where her son is concerned: she only wants to know that her son is happy.

My long-term boyfriend has taken a job in California. I love him, but I don't want to leave my fantastic job here in New York. How can we make our relationship work long-distance?
Phone sex! But it won't last long. I hate to break it to you, but the odds are against you.

There's this really cute guy at my synagogue and I want to ask him out, but I only see him at services. What's the best way to approach him without being sacrilegious?
Follow him into the bathroom.  There's nothing sacred in a room with dirty toilets.