Almitra, 23

If you were stranded on a deserted island, what toys or props would you want to have with you to keep your sex life fiery?

A walking staff, handcuffs, and an eighth.

Who would make a better lover and why: Jack Shepard or Sawyer Ford?

Sawyer, because he'd jump out of a helicopter to save your life.

I've always fantasized about having sex on the beach but once I'm actually on a beach it seems very messy. I don't want to get sand in places that it shouldn't be. Any tips

Well the person on top has less chance of lodging things in private places. You can do it in the water, but keep in mind that it's salt water, so if friction gets too gnarly you could be in a lot of pain.

I have a huge crush on a guy who's into BSDM. He says we can't date unless I'm into the same things he is, but I'm willing to try. How can I convince him to give me a shot?

Ask him. What kind of guy would pass up free, weird sex? If he still isn't into it, sneak into his house and pistol whip his ass.

My husband wants me to stick my finger in his ass. I'm not into that, but I feel bad for not wanting to explore this with him. How can I make him happy and not puke in bed?

Devise a contraption using typical household items. Or just get really drunk before you do it.

At parties my girlfriend is constantly trying to drag me into the bathroom for a quickie. I refuse, because I think it would be disrespectful. What do you think?

It's fine as long as there aren't people waiting to use it.