75-Year-Old Granny Shows Teenage Strippers What A Real Act Looks Like

 

You don't know how badly we want to attend this year's Fringe Festival in Edinburgh, Scotland. And that was before we found out about the star attraction, 75-year-old stripper Lynn Ruth Miller of San Francisco, a former journalist who only recently took up burlesque... 

According to the Times (UK), Miller is

"living the dream" in an act that celebrates every fold and crease of her body, "revelling in the disasters" that the ageing process wreaks.

"If you want to feel old and inadequate, that's up to you, but there is a choice. I look like an old lady, I know I do, but I never suffer pain, I never get tired and it is so exhilarating to communicate with people. When I'm on stage, I'm talking to the world, saying, 'Don't sit in your rocking chair - get out there and live'," she said.

For her show, Ageing is Amazing, Ms Miller has devised an eye-catching opening sequence that echoes Samuel Goldwyn's dictum: start with an earthquake and build up to a climax. 

Her act concludes with a robe and chemises falling by the wayside, followed by a dramatic finish that leaves her clad only in an elaborate underwear getup. 

And now, if it means taking off my clothes to make people notice me, why not? I'll do it," said Ms Miller, who has been married twice. She admits that she probably terrifies her former husbands. 

Right on! Don't stop, gorgeous, those losers can't handle your awesomeness. (Speaking of not being able to handle it, check out the cheap shots on Fark: "75-year old stripper to perform at this year's Edinburgh Festival. Organizers fear ticket sales will be flat, profits droop.")

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