Businessman in Japan Giving Porn Voyeurs a Bad Name
By AnonymousFebruary 12th, 2008, 12:21 pmComments (5)
A business man in Japan is facing environmental charges after dumping 1,000 adult films in a late night effort to purge his porn collection. Because we're sure the porn industry, even in Japan, doesn't condone littering (and Scanner certainly doesn't!), we've come up with a few things he could have done with his videos.
1. Made a really cool art project. Whether his collection is DVDs, VHS tapes or both, when you have 1,000 of anything it screams art project. Especially when it's 1,000 items you've rejected from your life.
2. Has this man never heard of Craigslist? He is a businessman, right? Shouldn't he want a return on his investment?
3. Donated them to starving artists in need of a porn fix. We're sure there are plenty of 20-something Americans running around Japan with Asian fetishes and no money.
4. Uh, how about keeping that shit for a rainy day?
[Courier Mail: Porn fan arrested for dumping adult films]
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Comments ( 5 )
Holy NSFW
We were wondering about that... no one has made us take it down yet...
browneye usually goes AFTER the jump. farasiknow.... how come you can show this but not the perfect 10 pictures of the sports illustrated model?
Well, it's a picture of a picture. Like a PDF of porn, so that's kind of OK, right? If anyone is super offended by it (which I'm guessing not), I'll blur it out.
He only dumped them because his wife found the stash and he didn't have time to dispose of them in a proper and timely manner.
Thousands of other men (like myself) in Japan said, why didn't he just give them to me.
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