Helen Mirren's Penchant For Nudity Wins Award That Doesn't Just Exist In Our Minds
Mar 27th, 2008
Dame of our hearts-slash-loins Helen Mirren has just been awarded what we're pretty sure is the most deeply earned honor in her stellar career.
Helen, 62, has now been voted No 1 showbiz personality for "promoting healthy nudity" by the USA Naturist Society.
The Society's Nicky Hoffman said: "Nude is not lewd, it is beautiful. Helen is actually a naturist and goes nude sunbathing."
Actually, we didn't win anything here -- despite the fact that we are, currently, stark naked -- but we'd nonetheless like to take this opportunity to thank the USA Naturist Society for giving Mirror.co.uk a reason to reveal the exact size of The Queen's jewels. Curious? Click through for the answer and a special photovisual retrospective of the physical attributes that Mirren is being honored for letting free.
Helen Mirren's measurements are: 38C-26-37
Sounds about right...
And how about a few that aren't so nudie but still remind us of what Helen's got underneath those smart outfits.
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- "Your sad, beautiful face makes me ache for you. All I want to do is make a huge, goofy smile light up your face, boy."
- "Wow! Just pissed away a whole day online. Operation never-get-laid-again is underway."
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