Help!

You guys, we need to talk. I see you on the subway, on the street, in the park and I have to say, I'm a bit confused.

You're still using those crappy band-aids that don't stay on for anything and you're popping Advil and Tylenol like their Lemonheads. Hey, there's a new remedy in town and it's not only packaged in sleeker, eco-friendly material (recycled paper pulp!), it's filled with only the stuff you need to get better (no artifical coloring and all that biz-nass...if you want that stuff, you'll have to eat them separately). The bandages are made with the same kind of materials hospitals use to reduce scarring and help wounds heal faster, and the headache pills contain acetaminophen, which won't cause stomach problems. Oh, and 5% of profits are donated to charities that help people without healthcare get healthcare. So, what are you waiting for?

[$6, Help Remedies] 

thanks, Adam!