Nudists Vote to Vote Nude

 

Some Florida nudists have their panties in a wad because when it comes time to vote, they've got to cover it up. 

The 350 residents of the nudist community Caliente Resorts are desperate for an on-site polling place where they can do their civic duty without all that pesky clothing. 

The request for the polling place wouldn't be granted until 2010 at the earliest, if it's granted at all, and absentee voting is not a valid solution.

"It's about freedom," [spokeswoman Angye Fox insisted].  "People take their civic duty seriously and in many cases [nudism] is a very serious part of their lifestyle."

Now there's some civility for ya! We're all for encouraging the to vote, but, honestly, you all can't put on a pair of pants and go to the polls for 20 mins? Nudism must be way more fun than we thought. It sounds downright addictive.