Sloppy Seconds: Is Valentine's Day Over Yet?

By AnonymousFebruary 14th, 2008, 4:51 pmComments (1)

Still haven't quite found the closure you needed from that last break-up? How about writing an obituary for the relationship?

Planned Parenthood reminds us that condoms are an essential part of any Valentine's Day love making with the most unsexy video ever.

~~Fashion victim~~ actress Bai Ling was arrested at LAX for shoplifiting celebrity magazines and batteries.

Has Amy Winehouse sobered up enough to take a lover while her hubby "Blake Incarcerated" is, uh, incarcerated?

We have such a girl crush on Michelle Williams (and no, not just because her ex-BF died; we've been stalking her for years).

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Nice summary at the end. Wipe excess "ejaculation". Why is that word still in existance? I remember when I was a freshman in college our RA had some chick come demonstrate for all us burnouts the ins and outs of condom placements on a banana. Ironically, we couldn't have women in our dorm rooms. Hmmmmm. Now that I think about it,

Anyway, I took it upon myself to be extremly creepy during the demonstration. I got at least two awkward moments a week seeing that chick around campus.

spectrumseven commented on Feb 14 08 at 10:26 pm

Sloppy Seconds: Is Valentine's Day Over Yet?

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