Top 10 Bands That Twitter

 

Celebrities are becoming addicted to this horrible twat service, Twitter. If Britney Spears (allegedly) breaks her Salinger-like silence by using the free website to communicate with humans (ex-husband K-Fed doesn't count, seeing how he is a zombie), then is there nowhere for Twitter to go? 

10. Rilo Kiley

Rilo Kiley in Legos >> https://tinyurl.com/234ch7

 

9. Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

Excited for tonight. Jarvis [Cocker? -- Ed.] is coming by with daiquiri mix and a cardboard cutout of himself. You still up for a jam session, @andylevy?**

 

8. The Eagles of Death Metal

I love this tweezy thing. 

 

7. The Dave Matthews Band

I wonder if snail farts smell if you're close enough to the snail's asshole to smell something so tiny?

 

6. Pearl Jam

wonders if Britney Spears having a Twitter is a jump-the-shark moment.

 

5. Ryan Adams and the Cardinals

Uploading new YouTube Holiday Hotel Jam of "Two"! 

P.S. 2000 Followers! Thanks! 

4. The Raconteurs

Vote for "Old Enough" on CMT Pure's 12-Pack Countdown https://tinyurl.com/p67st

 

3. AC/DC

Big announcement 1 or 2 weeks away..

 

2. R.E.M.

What song do you most want to hear the band do tonight? #rembowl Reply back to @remhq

Michael Stipe's 4th set of responses are up on popsongs - https://tinyurl.com/42rh4r

 

1. Sonic Youth

another one mixed : no way. are we done? a few fix-ups yet to work on tonight. work on the artwork is continuing.

"no, i wanna see the hairy gonads hanging fr yamaha spkrs" 

 

Hopefully, next week's Top 10 list of our favorite musicians that Tweet will be more exciting. (Actually, we already know Tom Waits and Willie Nelson will be on there, so that's gotta count for something.)

Honorable Mention: The Beastie Boys and Guns 'N Roses. Both groups signed up for Twitter and have yet to make any updates.

**We acknowledge the Nick Cave Twitter is most likely a parody, yes.

 

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