Who Would You Rather, Father-Son Edition: Jakob Dylan vs. Bob Dylan?

Before we were fully aware of the genius that is Bob Dylan, we crushed hard on the fruit of his loin, Jakob, the frontman for the Wallflowers (three-hit wonders?). While the Wallflowers are still working toward that fourth hit (hey, we're looking forward to it even if you're not), Jakob has been working on some solo material. And that got us thinking, if given the opportunity, right now, to have sex with father or son, we'd have a pretty tough decision to make.

At first we thought 'no brainer, Bob.' But he often mails it in on stage these days, and you can tell a lot about the way a man will perform in bed by the way he performs on stage. Bob Dylan doesn't have anything to prove to anyone anymore. Jakob, on the other hand, has everything to prove and always will, so he'd probably work extra hard to make sure we were completely satisfied. But would we really pass up the opportunity to fuck fucking Bob Dylan? Shouldn't we jump at the chance to please him even if he just lays there and grumbles "It ain't me, babe, but suck it anyway." He's given us so much...