The fake male orgasm. I've done it 90% of the time. Bummer. Note to females: Learn male anatomy.

Man, I wrote this thing a long time ago. Also, I like that the editors decided that no one would know what "Coitus Interruptus" meant, so they changed it to "Interrupted." It's like when Disney had to explain the pronounciation of "Ratatouile," which I can't even spell. I don't even have a point here. And the editors were probably right.