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Your daily cup of WTF?
Hooksexup@SXSW 2006.
Blogging the Roman Orgy of Indie-music Festivals.
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The Daily Siege
An intimate and provocative look at Siege's life, work and loves.
Kate & Camilla
two best friends pursue business and pleasure in NYC.
Naughty James
The lustful, frantic diary of a young London photographer.
The Hooksexup Blog-a-log
The Prowl, with Ryan Pfluger
ScreenGrab
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Hooksexup @ Cannes Film Festival
May 16 - May 25
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Today on Hooksexup's film blog: Who will be the next Siskel & Ebert? Plus, this week's Forgotten Film.
VIPs by Terry Rodgers
A wealth of sex.
Shadow Dancing by K Leo
If you're feeling sinister... /photography/
Sex Advice from . . . Trapeze Artists by Noah Davis
Q: How can becoming a trapeze artist improve my sex life?
A: You get bigger, you get stronger and you get abs of steel. The women love them. /regulars/
Miss Information by Erin Bradley
Is my boyfriend a sex addict, or just a cad? /advice/
Love Is a Desert by Sarah Sundberg
Iranian illustrator Marjane Satrapi knows that everything bad is good for you. /books/
Beatdown by Paul Neilan
"I tried faking an orgasm but she either didn't notice or didn't care. I tried bucking her off but that only made it hurt worse." /fiction/
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Up and down, up and down, faster, faster, her hand yanking and swirling your penis, her head against your shoulder, her eyes closed against this courtesy. "Hmmmm?" she asks and when you say "nnnnnnn" she works her hand faster, her face somewhere else, thinking about her outfit, about her mom, about the slow steady beat of the Beatles' "Norwegian Wood." When it starts she steps away and holds your penis out, introducing it to the large maple you had been leaning against, letting you finish anywhere, anyplace, as long as not near her.
                                                     



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