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How to Smoke Marijuana With the Father of the Girl You're Having An Affair With
by Michael Weinreb

He will hold the flame of the lighter just below the fronds of his moustache. Sit back on the tweed couch and let him pass to you when he is finished. Go easy on your first turn. Remember that you are in California, after all, and this man is an ex-hippie, a computer programmer who moonlights as a musician. He probably knows someone who grows kind-bud in his backyard. Watch the bowl go round to her father's wife, and to her father's ex-wife, who lives in the guest bedroom, and then to her. Notice that she has forged at least three feet of space between you on the couch.
 
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